July 2020

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3yo (eating a lollipop): It's so licky!


Me (holding a small eggshell): Look! A bluebird hatched from this egg. Be careful, you could break it easily.

3yo (grabbing the egg and crushing it in her fist): You're right! I did!


Me: Okay, let me tie that off for you.

3yo: No, Mommy! Tie it on!


3yo: I want to watch Mickey and the Clubhouse!

Me: Okay, I will put it on.

3yo: You are a good putter onner, Mommy. Good job!


Me: My stomach hurts. And it's a little tough to breathe.

3yo: I will breath for you!

*Grabs my face and exhales the full contents of her lungs in my mouth.*

3yo: I saved you!


3yo: Baby sister is done nursing now!

Me: No, she's not.

1yo: *Stops nursing and starts wailing because she heard the word 'no'.*

3yo: See! I was right!


3yo: Mommy pooped on the potty! They do that sometimes.

Husband: Daddies poop on the potty sometimes, too.

3yo: Wow. You guys are serious.


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