My dick flaps in the wind; as it holds on for dear life.
The door blown off its hinges; where it fades into the night.
I challenged my intolerance; to please my dearest wife.
She suffers now from consequence; her nostrils scarred for life.
"A single taste", caused gale force fury; sharper than a knife.
Please don't offer me again; I'll eat it out of spite.